Ask a German measurements after......

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I moved to Germany, and Germany close work and get started on this country and have a deeper understanding of this nation, because their square head, really has a lot of ironic things.

I have a friend, a German, a very typical german.

More surprising is that although the friend had not lived in Chinese, but the Chinese culture has been very admire, I once saw in his home of a fine disguising the German version of the Wing Chun boxing, he also asked me what is the positive demonstration of small idea boxing I think I was terrified, and may be a false Chinese.

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On one occasion, I went back home for a business trip. I knew that my friend loved Chinese culture. I asked him if there was any souvenir I would like to bring from China

He said he wanted to buy a cool Chinese suit. I don't understand what the Chinese suit is.

He sent me a picture of the film, said: please buy with IP Man (the English name of the police) exactly the same trench coat. I see, the original is "IP MAN", Donnie Yen wearing a gown!

I was a bit stupid, head across a blond blue eyed German dressed in Chinese style gown look back, feeling a hair is cool..

Later, after I tried to persuade, he finally decided to "reduce", buy a modified version of the tunic collar.

Pro, he was afraid that I do not understand his needs, but also sent a picture of the film to me, I saw almost fainted on the spot.

The picture is "the matrix" in Keanu. Reaves is wearing a long coat collar. Dave is so honest...

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In any case, I took the difficult task. I believe that I can't buy anything.

I later returned to China, the search for some, actually really let me find Keanu. Reaves with the windbreaker, intends to start buying.

But the size of the domestic and Europe is not quite the same, the domestic L number, to Germany may only be M or even S. So on the safe side, I decided to look at the actual size of the clothes is more accurate.

So I call a friend, please measure the size, then the message told me.

Then, in the evening, I didn't hear from him, and I thought maybe he was too busy with his work.

Second days again send a message to remind him that I'm waiting for his measurements of orders, but in the evening, is still not received any news.

On the third day, people's activities are over, I really some himself, began to worry, said don't tell me your size, I will not buy.

He said: fast, fast, these two days of work a bit busy, only in the evening to take a little time to engage in this, and now it is better.

I heard a-wondering, is not at home a measurements of how well, sounds like what is a complex project.

Later, he sent me the size of the mail, I saw him sent the size of the map, completely shocked.

This is a computer software produced by the human body image, the size of the body and the actual size of the corresponding proportional relationship between the key parts of the map are marked with the serial number, in the picture on the right side of the corresponding size of each serial number.

Here not only has the height, measurements, and head circumference, neck circumference, shoulder width, arm length, knee size... In short, all the dimensions needed to buy clothes are here.

I looked at the picture and I felt like I was looking at an industrial design.

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I later returned to Germany, his clothes gave him, asked him curiously: I want a size, how do you do this?

He looked at me and asked me, "do you have to do this?" I can't think of any other simpler way.

I was a little understanding of the Germans, they know that the brain does not turn, then continue to explain: I suppose in a simple text message, the content is xxcm XX cm bust, waist circumference, hip circumference XX cm.

He listened to unexpectedly unexpectedly suddenly surprised facial expression, that facial expression is like in the voice of Stephen Chow say: this also OK?!

He said with a serious face: This is too inaccurate, right?!

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I was curious, so I asked him how to toss three days so long?

He said that after receiving my message, he immediately planned and carried out the following activities:

First, to find the right tools. Handy paper tape and some broken, hard feet is not convenient to measure the body, so he went to a large supermarket to find suitable points, which spent an evening in the time.

Fortunately, the computer software is used to draw his usual, otherwise he would like to buy a mapping software to come back!

Then he began to draw up and marked all the key dimensions so that he had a list of measurements.

The next is relatively simple, according to the list one by one measure, qualified as a German engineer, nature can not consider the different temporal samples, respectively, two hours in the morning and evening he each measured once, and intermediate values.

Hearing this, I feel like I'm not good... Heaven ah! How did the Germans evolve?!

After this, I'm pretty sure my friend is a real german.

The next time I come again in Germany friends what they fear is always Over-engineering, I had to be very carefully in advance in particular that: please don't make too complicated too perfect solution of Kazakhstan, simple line, ha ha...

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