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A few days ago, Mr. demeanor to do a solicitation activities to collect financial Er dress up. After receiving the map, Mr. demeanor decided to do the first financial Er forced education.
As a long-term and deep financial reports in the media, "Mr. Er" in the eyes of the financial demeanor is this: they are typical of the contradiction, love self deprecating financial workers and two dogs, the investment bank workers, but inside they are wily and pretentious. The difference between them and wear in Western dress and leather shoes jackets and plaid shirt yards, in fact many financial ER style is still in a feel good but actually to sum up in a word is the stage of soil.
Financial Er dresscode is also very good to distinguish: suit tie is usually investment banks, of course, may also be selling insurance or chain home on the street, in front of the foreign bank's suit usually take a towel and tie clip. Wrinkled and suit doesn't fit, often package kept calling said some tall financial words is usually a black backpack brokerage analyst. Black jacket, the old cadres Septwolves is usually will line three.
For the financial Er, how to properly loaded force is a big pain point. So how can we become a force in the eyes of the financial heavyweights? We can see what's going on in the city. Inside
This article source WeChat public number: financial gossip girl (ID:jinrongbaguanv)
Author Huang bright]: financial gossip columnist, financial, Internet watchers.
"Gentleman's weekly" authorized reprint
From the famous university, CPA/CFA blessing in the body, and the people prosperous custom suit, and five star hotels, and tens of millions of people not to act the ashes to ashes, who can act? Students, pointing Jiangshan, looking at other people in high and vigorous spirits, envious eyes, you say yes, this is the financial charm, as long as I like as good, you can also. Financial migrant workers instantly upgraded into a financial tycoon, in the hangover and flattering to enjoy the thrill of the dress, of course, the second day must continue to work overtime to meet the report.
Code Financial Street workers always look down on the way to Financial Street, what kind of place is it? The central bank, brokerage, the headquarters of state-owned bank headquarters, one of the buildings, the Financial Street shopping center is the highest in Beijing large shopping malls, what IWC, OMEGA, Armani, Lv luxury brands of everything, no way, who told the financial industry tall, rich people who call the financial industry? While xi'erqi, shopping alone, not even a decent restaurant. Code, grass root, no girlfriend, eat 20 pieces of rice, Taobao jeans, wearing plaid shirt is enough, no need to have other needs. The biggest difference between the two is that the former is often loud, forced, code is muffled fortune. Since the loading force, will be installed in the end, with the level assumed state, a financial act Er of indomitable spirit. To do this, you need to know some of the life experience.
CHAPTER
Financial loaded artifact: Dezhou Poker
Excellent financial equipment should be forced to play Dezhou poker. Peter Lynch, a legendary equity investor and fund manager, said: "Wall Street's equity investors and securities brokers, you should learn the Dezhou poker, which can make you benefit from the truth of life".
The economic sector has a hot post called "a Chinese Wall Street story", is a graduate of Beijing University, do the trader brothers at Wall Street banks, about how to turn itself into a frenzy from gamblers, become investment bank trader. In the eyes of the author, the casino is equal to "Wall Street preparatory education", he accepted the Wall Street preparatory education complete in the casino, in Athena (black Q) and David (black K) staggered, he experienced what risk, return and leverage; crash in nylon chips, he learn to read:
I also developed a habit of observing other players in the casino. For example, when gamblers get good cards are very conservative, afraid that the "cooked ducks fly", in order to ensure the immediate benefit of small often take a bad action; and they lose money when it becomes radical, increasing the stakes to win back their money, regardless of "timely stop" rule. Perhaps these are human nature, it must be a good gamblers to act in a diametrically opposite way: "I never lose the bet, lost to the limit never fighting I don't even care very much; a win or lose, only care about whether the use of correct tactics; I don't believe in luck, I believe that the skills probability and risk control.
Casino, such as battlefield, fighting in the battlefield to grow the author finally realized the highest level of gambling - not gambling.
Really have the ability to win money in the casino, but most should not gambling, because of their ability and cleverness, if focused on industry often can make a bet to win some money much achievement, so it is not the highest level of gambling. Just then the chicken ribs finally got a green card, so I decided to quit, for business school.
A legend from the casino to the investment bank officially kicked off.
Many financial chiefs like Dezhou poker.
Hedge fund giant, greenlight co-founder David Einhorn, beginning 07 years short of Lehman Brothers, in April 08 of Lehman's high-profile fire, rage, known as the Wall Street male god, rather than invest in home of the title, David Einhorn love others called him a gambler, he had an amateur status in the world series of Poker finally, was third, is a financial gambling tycoon.
The joint Bp Global Investments Limited chairman, Media Asia Group Director Cai Zhaohui is not only an excellent financial person, he has a more dazzling identity label, Dezhou in 2012 to participate in the occupation poker game player, hawker poker, Sam Trickett and JP Kelly against such a superstar, and finally won the championship in a shocked voice, seizing 50 million 149 thousand Hong Kong dollars the bonus, a famous battle. In the international arena, commonly known as Bill Gates, Warren Buffett and German diehard bashing.
In China, the German bashing is also more and more loved by the financial people. Shenyin Wanguo Securities held SW cup Dezhou poker game, Orient Securities, Oriental cup Dezhou poker tournament...... Dezhou Poker has become a new channel of financial investment. Why do people like to play in Dezhou?
If you like mahjong in Germany, flapping like business, pay attention to the situation of balance, even if I do not do not let you Hu Hu, Hu immediately the others soon regardless of the size of Hu; and de stress on risk control, risk off opportunity big shot, the decision to give up. The most important thing is to have the courage to brave, in the hands of the bold all-in, found that the situation is not good no matter how many times before the note should not hesitate to fold. German bashing is to simplify the life, full of choice and game, dancing in the risk of the wire, which is a test of human nature, fear and greed are the life of the enemy, but also in the match up on the weakness of human nature. Li Kaifu, a famous investor, German bashing enthusiasts believe that the need to avoid the need to play four weaknesses: fun, luck, dismay, impetuous. People generally have to turn to play in Dezhou, are accustomed to roll in the risk, naturally know the way of investment transactions.
Well, I was in the upper section of the loading force, in fact in reality most people play on financial. Just follow the trend in the financial circles, this mix, must learn to act, to play Dezhou poker is the best way to act. Why? Forced up! Landlords, the more vulgar ah! You pulled the two king you touched yesterday in the four king of the two, fried a cool, live migrant workers in the city; if you say yesterday by calculating the probability, and finally came to the Royal Flush, a look at the rich. Dezhou poker introduced from abroad, mainly spread in turtles, transnational business people and other circles, coupled with the German bashing term there will be a lot of English, although very simple, but also caused a certain threshold, more smallthing more elite groups currently in love, China, playing the majority of the people in the financial and the Internet industry two.
So, as a noble financial man, learn to play it. By the way, when someone asks you why you play the game, remember to answer: I am testing the human nature (force)!
All: self contempt
In the financial circles, too many people forced to install, look at the loading force is obviously not enough. Loaded to force competition pressure you Bier must grow with each passing day, and strive to improve their level of loading force, loaded force, large force. How to install? Despise everything, conceit, desire and forced the king to emulate.
In the financial sector, has been crazy to pass such a contempt chain (on behalf of mutual contempt):
Private equity investment bank strategic consulting firm four Others
The fund manager investment prospects of sales consultant Taiwan investment bank investment bank quantitative engineer background auditor
NYC/London Chicago/Boston/Philly/SFetc. central Lujiazui Singapore/ / Financial Street (blue others) / China World Trade Center
As a loaded force Er, how can you fall into the contempt of the chain, into the object of contempt? At this time, you need Tucao, always let yourself live in contempt of the top of the chain.
What, you are the investment bank, a two traffickers just, the mosquito inside the mountain taste good, also claimed to be the investment bank, the card, right, sexual life is satisfied?
What, you are the four, still alive, since alive do not hasten to overtime without you, the loading force of A.
What, you are a business, your boss are job hopping, when you jump ah? Have you finished this month?
Oh, you are in Lujiazui, but to work in Beijing's pocketbook holding hands in Beijing!
What, you in the central, ten square meters of the cage room also cool? You know, her Na ve!
What, you are PE, fund-raising to get it? Did carry get it? Still pimp?
If you are a line of three people, you can playfully say: I am not for who I mean all of you are rubbish. And then continue to move bricks, of course, on your own in the line is certainly can not afford to buy a house, you do not assume the.
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Do not spit out of the groove, only the force can not be loaded, but finished loading force, do not forget the mortgage oh!
Foreigners are more cattle
Although xenophilia is not politically correct, but also need to act, but to make a false foreign devil.
Since you entered the financial circle, you will no longer be Xinghuacun's two dog, you are David, Chris, even if you used to call the dog, in English you are the son of God godson.
Remember, in the financial circle of the loading force, foreign goods is always better than domestic good, although this is largely true facts.
In the loading force Er of the world, Wall Street's most Niubi, but you can not directly called Wall Street, the amateur ah, you have to say "Wall Street" or "street", is a look at the pedestrian, by forcing. Secondly, you should praise the ocean: demoted Wall Street investment bank than Chinese securities do not know where to go high; China banks are relying on the godfather, lying to make money, it is spread mainly by poor living, for half a century and abroad, shame on them! In front of the Fed, the central bank is still a little tender......
Watch the news, even if all you see is the global times, you have to pretend to see every day is The Wall Street Journal, Ft - Finance, New York Times, Bloomberg News, The Guardian, if the public website can not meet the demand of the loaded to force you, you can go to some small financial information sites such as Morningstar or businessinsider (American students love), occasionally also can send the foreign media in the WeChat circle of friends Tucao, or add your own comments Tucao foreign media filled with righteous indignation, in short, to western style, much less severe, called Awesome, is called stupid idiot idiot, cunt, the loading force is not the loading force, called Put on airs, now in English to drunby routines have been more and more respectable, so now you simply use the full English loading force. What? You English is not good, go to school ah, will be leaving the country but a range of international finance act er an important accomplishment.
Social, Facebook/twitter is now a young man will use.
In China, known originally to be used, but now known as before, pay what the Q & a community can also take a look, can also go to go to Quora, look at China and financial and other related topics, there are a lot of high quality answers, no shopping, no fishing wheel, there is no magic, is excellent for the loading force.
Read, do not read English books, how to call the international fan. To go after Starbucks, remember to bring a "Different Seasons" or "How the Economic machine works" (recommendation), facsims. And coffee in foil, 45 degree angle looking at the sky, blue bright, loaded to force especially drunk.
The most lethal force invisible
Loading force is a way of life, to always run through your life, into your blood, so loaded into the invisible.
1 speak the big vernacular complex. Never use the "money" and "money" and "money" this kind of words, you should say "capital" of "cash flow" and "M1", "M2", "liquidity" is your pet phrase, do not want to say what "inflation", we all understand the junior high school students, you should say that quantitative easing monetary policy. After the curse of the oil monopoly can not directly say "monopoly", to say that the system of rent and price discrimination led to higher oil prices than foreign countries, corruption can not directly say corruption, to say "rent-seeking". In short, to let everyone do not understand on the line, the experts do not do it?
2 is the same suit, some people wear is the Wall Street elite, some people like to put on the real estate intermediary, temperament is the most important, in order to better drunby, recommended to practice the upper body, chest, abdomen, back to practice, shoulder, half the time, let the change happen. The suit must be customized, best to Hongkong custom, W.W.Chan, Sam's, tailor Chang Xing Yamin custom can, of course if you can go to the Saville street in London to set a set of the more powerful!
3 poor car, rich play table, mobile phone, x two fool than fight computer, as the noble financial people, how to have a high force watch. The financial circle first recommended Rolex, in the Hongkong film "Isabella", Chapman To has such a sentence "no" only "fishing" (Rolex), D people and you can't see, you want to. (if there is no Rolex is not others look down on you but you can not see), Rolex's position can be seen geometry. Male migrant workers financial words or choose IWC and Breguet, female migrant workers to buy Cartire like fashion watch. Remember, do not buy Swatch, you think you are Rui Chenggang ah?
Now, you should know how to act!
Postscript:
Pretend to be an art, but art is not life, easy to install, difficult to live!
Install and cherish!
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