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Plainly, it is not envy, jealousy, hatred, the old capitalist developed countries to do 90 points, the Swiss must do 99.99 points. The British gentleman, French lady, Italy chef, of course China, Russia and Arabia in front of the Swiss nouveau riche, can only show the white feather.
After all, this is a country standing on the top of the contempt chain in europe.
Today, many do not say more clean, more beautiful, snow capped mountains in the Swiss city of small train on time, Swiss Made is how the quality, we said, the Swiss so excellent (QI) show (PA).
First look at the animal welfare law promulgated by Switzerland 10 years ago, but here are some excerpts:
Pet owners may trim the dog's tail, reared in a closed house dog exercise should have enough time every day.
A puppy may not be separated from a bitch within 56 days of birth.
Hamsters must be kept in herds. Because female hamsters fight each other without males, females are not encouraged to keep them together. Ideally, each female hamster should be mixed with a castrated male hamster.
Similarly, parakeets should also be in pairs feeding, otherwise it will lead to fighting killed.
Cats must be able to touch people every day. If conditions are not allowed, they should also be exposed to other cats.
The animals in Switzerland live on the top of the despised chain
For the Swiss, excellence is a habit. Yes, they don't have to, but they have to. It's a habit.
First, language.
The Swiss English victory over Europe in any country, even if the old guns are sometimes to london. This stems from the high standards and requirements of Swiss education. From elementary school, the standard of "meeting" is "Master" - fully skilled, and has a profound cultural heritage. According to this standard, except the Native Speaker, only the Swiss dare say that they can speak english.
"The guardian" told a joke, HSBC London old gun switched to the Swiss bank, to the headquarters in Zurich found that Swiss colleagues in English, especially English writing, even better than he was, after all rolling went back to london.
English is a foreign language for the Swiss. After all, they have a "learning" process. What's more?,
The Swiss can seamlessly connect German, French and italian. After all, it's a magical country with four official languages.
The four official languages of Switzerland are German, French, Italian, and Roman languages. The Swiss live in different regions according to the language.
In the case of the Swiss Parliament, speakers in each language speak in their own language
The mini un - a proposal in French, one in German, suddenly jumped out, one against italian. But everybody obviously is Swiss, hey, four languages crisscross parallel, unexpectedly didn't interrupt, unexpectedly still chat very happy.
Proficient in four languages is the international organization and the Swiss government officials, but ordinary people from Switzerland will start in a second, and even three of learning outside, because, even if they live in the same area of Switzerland, but the symbolic language between classes is contempt chain.
Moreover, the more languages we have, the more likely we are to become rich, the more likely we are to become rich.
Generally speaking, the German area (Zurich - Swiss bank is located) see French district (Geneva - international organization is located), of course, French (Culture) can not see the German area (only know money), but the two all not italian.
Over time, the Swiss in the Italian speaking area did not feel as if they were Swiss, preferring to play with the italians. It was as if the natives living in the six ring of the South did not feel that they were from Beijing. They thought they were from Hebei.
But in French speaking countries, the Swiss don't feel like they're French, and the Germans don't feel like germans. They are middle class and above swiss. Below the Swiss population, all live in france.
So there's a funny terrier:
Sitting in a coffee shop in a French speaking area in Switzerland, how can you tell a French speaker from French to Swiss? As in the media on the territory of Dongcheng flower coffee, how to capture a city financial workers?
The answer is, look at the number of kisses they meet.
The French are generally 1-2 times, while the Swiss have to be more enthusiastic, more equal, and more affectionate 3 times.
How do Swiss people change their language at will?
Move house.
In the German speaking area, the Swiss will take French as one and English as the second foreign language;
The French area is German, and English is the second foreign language.
In addition to studying in the school, the Swiss moved to strengthen, enrich and improve their language proficiency. People who live in the German quarter do not regularly move to the French speaking area until the French level is up to their satisfaction. French quarter.
The Swiss were the worst in Italian, and after German and French, it was english. If you want to master it, you have to move home at least 3 times.
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Therefore, the Swiss disdain for Europe, other people, of course, emboldened. This is not like the french. French is an irrational sense of superiority, you order, he ignores you, you speak English, he stare at you, you ask directions, he blindly command.
And the Swiss, with ubiquitous professionalism, efficiency, quality, will shut you out.
Speak English? Okay ah, French, German, Italian, let the horse come. Some Swiss really know Chinese. I have suffered a loss. Don't ask me how I know.
Secondly, prices
Prices, so that the Swiss have the power to stand in contempt of the chain top.
How expensive is Switzerland?
Take the supermarket, the average is 2-3 times that of Germany and Italy, 5-8 times more expensive than meat. Therefore, only the middle class and above people can live in Switzerland, other "outsiders" every day to and from Lake Geneva, North and south, transnational work, enjoy high salaries in Switzerland and France's low cost.
Take Starbucks, the one we know best, for example. A Starbucks latte, priced at $6.96 in Zurich, is worth 46 yuan, winning over cities you think are very expensive - London, Paris, and Tokyo......
In addition to eating and drinking, driving on a Swiss highway has to be honest and a ticket is a big expense.
Pick up the phone, fined 85 euros
A red light penalty of 234 euros
Speeding is a mistake that only the middle class or above can make, because speeding fines are calculated according to after tax income. The higher the income, the harder the punishment is.
For example, if you drive a Ferrari and cross the mountain village at 130 kilometers an hour, you will be fined 200 thousand euros. Yes, 200 thousand euro, which is equivalent to a mountain villa with a swimming pool.
Although the price of Switzerland is high, the drawback rate is low. Only the rich can buy SWISS MADE watches in Switzerland, because only 5% of the tax rebate, but France and Spain can easily reach 10%.
That is to say, the most cost-effective way to buy Swiss watches is to go to neighboring countries such as France, Germany, and Italy.
Swiss travel tax refund Tips
Although Switzerland joined Schengen, it did not join the European customs union. Therefore, the Swiss go to the European Union to buy things also tax rebate, the European Union to buy things in Switzerland can also tax refund. Switzerland? Right?.
For Chinese tourists, you are shopping in other countries in Europe. As long as you enter the Swiss customs section on the border and enter the Swiss territory, you can go directly to the Swiss tax rebate without waiting until the last stop of the trip.
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The price is so expensive, still let the world rich people in droves, so many Swiss high cold to occupy the heart of Europe, aloof, in today's chaotic busily engaged in warfare in Europe, is still a piece of pure land, but also all the Europeans of the heart "from the Holy land". You didn't pop out of North Canton? France, Germany and Italy also want to flee to Switzerland
Finally, even the Swiss cheese can sit tight in the top spot in the field of cheese
There's nothing special about Swiss cuisine
The French serve cheese as an aperitif.
The Italians blend cheese as ingredients, such as pizza and baked rice.
Americans make cheese for dessert and make New York cheese cake.
But the Swiss eat cheese as their main food and eat only cheese fondue and grilled cheese, even if they eat something else, the ultimate aim is to eat cheese.
Visible but not edible
Swiss cheese is highly recognizable. When I was a kid, the cat and mouse in mice, Jerry, wanted cheese with holes, that's Swiss cheese. The Chinese people, the first market competition guide, who moved my cheese, the cheese on the cover and illustration, is also Swiss cheese.
When we look at these older, familiar with Swiss cheese, but look around, but rarely eat authentic Swiss cheese restaurant, a rarity, it is to eat a small Swiss cheese is one of the reasons for a sense of superiority.
It's really thin
If according to the varieties of Swiss cheese division, hard cheese, soft cheese, cottage cheese, according to the production to be divided into mountains farmhouse cheese production, valley factory made cheese and cheese made of flowers, round hole on the cheese, tied with Pinus koraiensis bark cheese melted in alcohol Hot pot made of cheese, or melt drops to make hot potato cheese plate burning......
In fact, eating Swiss cheese to be more than the French cheese, you have to know where the cows eat grass, Chaoyang or hillside surface overcast, rain season when and how...... After all, Switzerland is guarding the Alps, and countless alpine pastures have created a natural advantage for the diversity of Swiss cheese.
Most of all, it's awful
Swiss cheese is cheese that South Korea Hot pot Hot pot sweet and smooth taste, but salty, a little smelly, can only enjoy minority talents "delicious".
Is the kind of sweet and greasy cream cheese, mozzarella cheese and spinning Ma Su, not what character of the cheddar cheese gap.
After all, taste a niche, Dan immediately upgrade, after all is always popular cheap, affordable and grade.
Even more interesting is that cheese Hot pot in Switzerland, who will fall into their food pot on the fork, will take the initiative to kiss a heterosexual his right seat. That is, in this country, even the affair like this, can also be linked with cheese.
Don't admit, Europe is the perfect scenery more beautiful, despise chain - the more developed economy, the higher the level of society, the more money, more self-discipline, ability and quality is stronger, more can stand in the top of the chain contempt, and did not eat more.
The Swiss, the language, the price, the cheese, and our gold daddy, Swiss Air, like the Swiss, stand at the top of the air contempt chain.
Business class also takes the first class standard
Swiss Airlines has been named by many times as "the best business class in Europe" by the fussy Skytrax. I don't think I am a seat in the business class, but I have always been strict with myself in the first class standard. It's Swiss, isn't it?
I can be transformed into a spacious workbench to provide an office for you who still need to modify the PPT or catch the draft on the plane. That's close, isn't it?
I can also become a flat comfortable two meter bed, at any time for you to do SPA, so that the original "rush" journey becomes a pleasure. That's close, isn't it?
The world's first "no allergen" air meal
Swiss Air International is the world's first "no allergic source" airline. I said no, but the ECARF - the European Foundation for allergy prevention research, was V.
Allergy research foundation European Center certification
Swiss International Airlines to fly around the world on a flight for dinner carnivorous enthusiasts and vegetarian lovers are divided into two kinds of menu, but also provides 18 special menus for special needs passengers for allergy sufferers special set menu.
Swiss food machine
In addition to a menu, set the flight service allergy unavoidably:
A pillow filled with synthetic material instead of filling down pillows;
Stop the use of decorative flowers and air freshener that may cause nasal and throat irritation in the cabin;
The restroom is specially equipped with gentle, non irritating soap.
More than 100 destinations around the world fly at random
Switzerland such a "embrace neutrality" of the pure land, although difficult to come in, but out and its convenience.
From the two Swiss international airports in Zurich and Geneva, you can go to more than 100 destinations in 46 countries and regions at any time.
In addition, Swiss international aviation has created different service mechanisms for passengers from different countries.
For example, Chinese flights have Chinese flight attendants to provide Chinese services, Chinese guests are not accustomed to Western food, especially prepared Chinese food and drinks, Chinese menu and catalog, as well as all kinds of Chinese newspapers and movie programs.
Seeing is believing, a Swiss International Airlines, personally feel standing on the top of the country's contempt chain.
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